Sunday, August 16, 2009

as parker sees it

*warning*
do not continue reading if you would be offended by a five-year old's description of male anatomy

"ollie's bum is so gross! it looks like a hot dog wrapped in bread and the hot dog got a shot!"

oh parker. i don't ever want to teach you the real words for things. ever.
so, for now, this will do.


7 comments:

Lisa-Marie said...

I don't even know what to say. I'm laughing so hard. I'm sure someone will come up with some witty comment, but as for me, I'll just say, I love that girl. Oh, her kindergarten teacher is going to have so much fun!!!

(And you know....she is kinda right!)

Hope you're feeling okay. Can we get some belly shots, please!

Carrie said...

so true. so true. Those poor immunized hot dogs.

Parker's a hoot! we still talk about things she did as a baby (crawl after roly poly Ty, who was at least 3 times her size and scare him silly).

Glenda M said...

Robin, another good laugh to start my day! That Parker! What a sweet little girl. Congratulations on the new baby coming. Can't wait to hear what all Parker will have to say about that. Glad you are enjoying CA.

aubry. said...

ick, robin.

i better have girl babies. i won't know what to do with boys.

lara said...

this is hilarious! robin, she is hilarious. i am glad you tell us these things.

Sweet J said...

ha ha ha ha ha oh my goodness I think I just peed a little. Your little girl is wise beyond her years

jeremyandholly said...

oh my word!!! HA HA HA...seriously THE FUNNIEST thing i have heard in a LONG time!!! i've read it 3 times in a row now and laughed just as hard every time:) my niece calls it a giraffe bummy. both hilarious but parker wins!
i hope you are feeling better. boy can i relate. yuck. CONGRATULATIONS on growing so many babies!!!!