squeeze lip gloss all over carpet.
wipe lipstick on mom and dad's bed and all over little brother.
(when will i learn to put my makeup up high?)
scribble with marker on the white ottoman.
scribble with marker on the wall.
scribble with marker all over little brother.
(why do i leave the markers where he can get them?)
delete all the pictures on mom's phone.
delete all the pictures on mom's phone.
delete all the pictures on mom's phone.
delete all the pictures on mom's phone.
delete all the pictures on mom's phone.
(why do i trust a three-year old when he promises me he won't?)
dispense all of the hand soap onto the bathroom counter.
throw countless rolls of toilet paper into the toilet.
(why don't i lock the bathroom door?)
lock myself in my room and tinkle on the floor.
lock myself in my room with little brother, tinkle on the floor and take off little brother's poopy diaper. drive cars through poop.
(why do i let him out of my sight?)
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13 comments:
ollie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least he is about the cutest thing ever...i'm guessing that his good looks are the only thing keeping him alive day in and day out.
posts like this should be showed in sex-ed classes all across the country about the realities of having children! maybe i don't want to come babysit if you guys go to ithaca? haha. jk.
ha ha ha. I love it. Sounds like Tucker. I love your blog Robin, it always makes me smile, you're such a funny writer.
so much of that sounds familiar. i know i keep saying it, but oliver and olive are made for each other.
oh my! maybe it's a good thing we couldn't come over for lunch today! ;) who knows what he would do while we were there?!
Oh my gosh I am having too much fun picturing all of this! Sounds like GRANT!
If it makes you feel any better I get "fooled" way too often too!
He didn't.
Ollie, Ollie, Ollie!! That little stinker!!!
holy crap. anxiety. that's what just happened to me as i read this.
poop and driving cars through it?
breathe.
"i want kids. i want kid. i want kids."
o.k.
i feel better.
it's a good thing ollie is so cute. :)
hahaha, sorry for laughing, but it feels so good to know there is another little boy out there in the world giving his mother heck! love it!
Sorry to say it, but thank heavens there is someone else out there experiencing a child like mine. Maybe it's the Jan 2 birthday that makes them so naughty! ;)
When Abby was little she would go into our closet and pull every single tie down off of Tom's tie rack. Every day at least once. Drove him to drink (kidding but it did make him so mad!)Sometimes she would even do it when he was in the bathroom trying to be sneaky. And my makeup, it's still put away up high to keep her out of it...she's almost 8!
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