have you ever made a chocolate cake just for the heck of it?
well. don't.
your husband will come in and scold you exclaiming, "no! no more treats! you're the reason i can't fit into any of my pants!" and then turn around leaving your pregnant self (which clearly outweighs him by 20-30 pounds), standing there with cake batter on your face from licking the beater and thinking "no, buddy, you're the reason i can't fit into any of my pants!" and wanting to throw said beater at his skinny butt as he exits the kitchen.
not that this happened.
i'm just saying. . .
(remember this robin? yeah. she'll be back. the birth of this child will be the death of the treat-making robin. for good. so there, josh.)
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I just want to say that I'm glad there is someone else out there who ends up weighing more than her husband during pregnancy. Unless you were only kidding, in which case I totally did NOT just admit that.
i had mac beat by 30 lbs at my 40th week.
I'll eat your cake, and I won't even complain about it.
Doesn't help that our husbands don't out-weigh us by too much to begin with, but I just passed up Scott, for the 3rd time. (3 pregnancies, I guess that's how it goes)
I'm also glad that I'm not the only one who thinks I should eat whatever treats I want to, cut I'll still look the same, just still fat, weather I eat and enjoy, or not.
The difference, I don't really change that much after giving birth, I still feel like I deserve to eat lots of treats, cause I just had a baby and all. On day the whole baby excuse will be out, but not for now.
Enjoy the treats!
good crap rob. i cant believe that such vanities came from the virtuous lips of josh. SOOOOOO funny. i love it. keep eatin girl. its all good.
Oh, Robin. I love all the exclamation points after everything I said. It makes it sound so much more dramatic than it really was. Oh well, glad to give you something to write about.
oh josh. you're such a buzzkill.
this is hilarious. i laughed out loud in class. not that i was reading this in class...
i really feel awesome when 'those' girls say stuff like, 'well as long as i never weigh more than my husband, i'm good' thanks welcome to week 20 for me......love it robin...today i got told to stop buying bags of dove chocolates....we could arrange a little trade....
Oh, thanks for the laugh. Classic: "no buddy, you're the reason I don't fit into any of my pants". Oh, that is too funny and so true. Even though Eli weighs more than me, because he's so tall and skinny, I always feel like I'm bigger. I guess that's my fault for marrying a bean pole.
I love to read the husband's response in the comments of a post like this. What a crack-up! You're a funny lady.
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